This is my character lore, I call it WndrrVerse because of my username. Lots of the characters are based off songs, mostly Lemon Demon ones.. ohkay bye
Kinda sorted?? I don't know...
If any characters have unlisted surnames, it's because I havent thought of any. LOL!
Their ages are being counted by the latest year in the lore, so let's say 2003.. Only certain characters born before 1300 will have their ages with that date listed as well as the first.
Lewis Poppyfield - The scientist in Lifetime Achievement Award, he revived Jackson Michaels and Cindy Lee. He lives a couple blocks away from his niece, Cherrie. All of his science equipment is in his basement. Lewis also has a cat named Gary, who has, somehow, helped with the reviving. Don't ask me how, not even I’m sure. Lewis used to be friends with Ben Bernanke, Cindy’s uncle, in high school. He is about 44 years old, making his birthday 18th March, 1959.
Jackson Michaels (Originally called Musie) - The person who got revived in Lifetime Achievement Award. He’s a musician who made 80s synth pop, despite the fact it was the 70s, hence the placeholder name Musie. Jackson Michaels is also a placeholder name, but it's better than Musie, and it references Michael Jackson, who is quite cool. He doesn't exactly like being undead, or even alive for that matter, but doesn't really feel like dying again, so he still lives. He died by being assassinated. He lives in a small semi-abandoned house near the outskirts of this unnamed town the majority of my characters live in. He’s on decent terms with Lewis, kinda pissed that he was brought back to life unconsentially, but oh well, it's too late to go back on that… He was about 27 when he died, but he’s older than Lewis, making his birthday 23rd April, 1956. He’d be 47 now.
James “Telly” Sanders - Telly is an eccentric conspiracy theorist who believes aliens are real. They try to convince everyone he crosses paths with. Unfortunately, no-one believes her. Even-more-unfortunately, Telly is right, and aliens are real. Eventually, they actually end up meeting an alien named N.E.G., where Telly sorta stops harassing people over his crazy theories, in order to protect her friend from getting dissected by the government or something. Back in their youth, he used to be called Jamie as a nickname, Telly always thought of jeans when she heard it, though. Telly got their current nickname from the fact that he used to primarily attempt to yap via calling on the telephone, she refers to telephones and anything else with the tele- prefix as tellyphones and such because of this. They have a brother named Terry, but Telly doesn't speak with him much due to a falling out, and because Telly now lives in the next town over from Terry. The reason why Telly had to move is because he used to work as a detective, but she kept breaking into suspects houses for evidence. Eventually, someone called the cops on them, and now they're (sorta) on the run. Telly’s about 21 years old, making their birthday 12th October, 1982. Wow, that’s a huge paragraph.
Cabby - A sentient arcade cabinet with limbs. Cabby used to be human, but decided that he was sick of his life and wanted to become an arcade cabinet. So he did! He had a lot of fun eating maintenance men and driving little kids to madness. It worked out pretty well, for a good 5-8 years, until things went south when the arcade was put up for sale. Even worse, nobody ended up buying it, so now everything’s in disrepair. Even worse-r, a bunch of kids break in to vandalize the place, and maybe investigate the urban legend that’s said to lurk there. The robbers go straight to Cabby and start spray-painting random stuff on him, pushing him over, stealing his coins, and smashing his screen with a crowbar. By this time, Cabby had had enough, so he did what any abnormal cryptid would do, and killed/beat the ever-loving shit out of the burglars. Then after taking a minute to think about what he’d done, left the arcade to wander around for a while and think of where he would go next. Unfortunately, due to blood loss, Cabby doesn't make it too far out of the alley before realizing it wouldn't be a good idea to walk around like that, so he goes to sleep and plans to fix his screen later. Luckily, Cabby doesn't have to worry about that, because Telly is taking one of their night walks. (Don't ask why Telly does this, he won't tell-y me. Haha, guffaw at my puns.) Telly sees an arcade cabinet in the middle of an alleyway, and decides to investigate, when it suddenly turns on and introduces itself as Cabby. Telly is reasonably freaked out for a moment, before realizing she can use Cabby as evidence to prove that the paranormal is real. Telly tells Cabby that they can fix his screen, but only if he’s allowed to photograph Cabby for proof and stuff. Cabby reluctantly agrees, and Telly visits Cabby every other night. Eventually, the two become friends, and Telly begins to regret using their friendship to prove that cryptids are real, and so he tells Cabby all of that. Cabby then tells Telly that he really only agreed because he wanted his screen fixed. Telly eventually invites Cabby to live with her, and Cabby agrees, because alleyways are scary. Cabby was about 20 when he died, making his birthday 28th August, 1966. He’d be 37 now. Yay! Holy cow, that was a long paragraph too.
N.E.G. aka Neg - N.E.G. (No Eyed Girl), pronounced like Meg but with an N instead of an M, is an alien from a far off planet. She originally came to Earth around 10-5 thousand years ago, during prehistoric times when cave-life was all the rage. Unfortunately, she got there by mistake, as her ship crash landed and it would take about a year to rebuild. Neg pries herself out from under the broken ship and makes unlikely friends with a group of humans who lived nearby. She had many adventures with them, while slowly repairing her ship. Eventually, Neg’s ship is fully functional again, so she bids farewell to her friends, and leaves Earth, saying that she hopes to return soon. Unfortunately, soon for her species is multiple human lifespans, so she returns far too late to see her friends again. Neg eventually meets Telly, who is stoked to meet an alien. She and Telly become fast friends, or at least by her standards they do, and so she goes to live with them. Neg is 200 thousand years old, making her birthday 9th July, 200 million years ago. Yay!!
Gef - A fifth-dimensional shapeshifter that takes the form of a three-eyed mongoose with a hat. He also lives with Telly and the gang, but was the last to join. He and Neg are bffs, and they like to go for walks together. Gef used to live on a farm back in the 1930s, and he liked to harass the family living there, until they eventually moved out about a decade later. Gef was slightly sad to see them go, as now he had nobody to torment. Lucky for him, around 1992, the farm got new residents. A man named Joe, and a girl named Rosie. Rosie has the ability to change between human and mongoose form, so Gef decides to bother her first, because shapeshifters are not a normal occurrence, even in WndrrVerse, where everything is slightly abnormal. He doesn't find out why Rosie is able to shapeshift, although he hypothesizes it's because she’s a hybrid.) but the two become friends. Gef never made himself known to farmer Joe, he isn't really sure if he regrets it or not. Eventually, Gef starts showing up less and less, Rosie thinks that Gef is a ghost, so he’s passing on. She is wrong, as Gef isn't a ghost, and he’s been showing up less because he’s been going around other places. Soon enough, Gef gets himself lost, and so he continues to be a nomadic mongoose, until he winds up in some nowhere town full of nowhere men. (and women, and others.) He decides to hang around in a long-abandoned arcade, it was long after Cabby left, so Gef has no company. Soon, he gets bored and starts terrorizing the residents, and eventually gets to Tellygang's apartment, where he ends up staying longer than anticipated. Gef says he’s a temporary resident, everyone knows that isn't true. Gef has also been terrorizing people long before the 1930s, he’s been around since at least the medieval era. I do know that this contradicts his birthday of 7th June, 1852, but Gef also lies a lot, so good luck. He used to annoy this poor chap called Dante, although this was out of pure malice, as Gef hated his guts. Gef pretended to help Dante on his journey through Hell, until Dante got to the end, where Gef then revealed his true colours. After a brief scuffle, an angel comes down from Heaven and scares Gef so he leaves Dante alone. Dante continues his quest to Heaven, and Gef decides to stay on Earth for a while. Gef says his birthday is on 7th June, 1852, he is lying. His actual birthday is on the 7th of June, but the year is 1128, not 1852, making him 875. He was 172 in 1300. Yay!
Fuzz - Fuzz is a former imaginary friend made of clouds. The kid who imagined him was a lemon demon named Lemmy, whose parents got killed after a law was passed, saying that creatures that have origins in Hell must stay in Hell. Fuzz looked a lot different during that time, having duller colours, downturned eyes, and two puppet-like appendages on his back, named Kit and Kat respectively. Kit and Kat weren't real, they were puppets. Eventually, Lemmy got adopted, and Fuzz was free to do whatever. Fuzz floated around for a while, flirting with people (he is the soft fuzzy man), and other things. He somehow befriended Telly, and Fuzz visits him sometimes. Fuzz is ageless, he doesn't have a birthday. Yay!!
Terrance “Terry” Sanders - Terry is an office worker working for Codex inc. You might think that’s a great job, but Terry would disagree, as there's lots of unwanted drama in the office. The new intern, Cathy, has a crush on him. Terry doesn't reciprocate, as he’s married, but he’s still nice to her. The worse problem is that his boss, the C.E.O, Ortho, has a fancy for Cathy, and is having a one-sided battle for her. Terry couldn't care less, partially as he has a wife, and partially that he has awful depression. Terry sees every day as a loop. Wake up, get ready for work, eat breakfast on the bus, get to work, deal with his insane coworkers, actually work until 5pm, get back on the bus, go home, eat dinner, maybe chat with his wife, go to bed, repeat. That’s what most days look like for Terry, so he sees the world very gloomily. Back when Terry was in college, he started a band called Original Synergized Molecules, and held an audition to join it. Unfortunately, only two people passed, those being Francis and Cindy. Another guy named Diablo really wanted to join, but he kept getting turned down by Terry. Eventually, an argument with Cindy relating to neckties causes her to leave, opening an empty spot in the band. Terry, desperate to have more than two people in his band, reluctantly lets Diablo in. As you know, Terry had a falling out with his sibling Telly. It was because Telly was doing illegal stuff (breaking into houses) back when she was a detective, and Terry was not having it, so he kicked Telly out. Terry is 20, making his birthday 17th May, 1983. Yay!!
Cody - The original mascot for Codex inc., which is also named after him. He is Ortho’s older brother, but he is less mature than her. Cody was created in the early 1980s to design/redesign logos. He became forgotten right before the popularization of the internet, and soon after, he became sentient. Cody explored the internet for a while, learning and internalizing things. Unfortunately, a lot of the stuff he learned were from advertisements, so he learned how to scam people. Cody decided to scam people by pretending to be Ronald Reagan and offering money and riches in exchange for their credit card number. It somehow still worked after Reagan died in 2004. Eventually, Cody became an infamous scammer. Cody was created on 16th January, 1980, making him 23. Yay!
Maurice Poppyfield - Lewis’ twin sister who wears a mask of her own face. She only wears it because she plans on wearing it to the Thanksgiving parade and taking it off to fool people. Maurice also has a pet cat named Johnny. She and Lewis talk occasionally, and she teases him about his science stuff, while being perfectly aware that he has done many illegal things (reviving people), and can easily rat him out to the police. Lucky for Lewis, Maurice has no reason to do any of that, and she doesn't really want to send her brother to jail. A while after that, she has a kid with some guy and becomes a single mother, she names her daughter Cheryl. Her birthday is the same as Lewis’, making her 44. Yay!
Erin Seccat - (Fun fact: Erin’s last name is a pun on sea-cat, just thought I’d say that.) Erin is a sailor who wears an old, rusty diving suit. She sails quite often, but when he isn't sailing, she’s at her lighthouse. Erin also has a girlfriend named Dee, who visits him sometimes when he’s sailing. Erin occasionally fishes while she sails, but usually doesn't eat them. He also regularly drinks saltwater and rainwater, and is completely fine. Erin is 18 years old, making his birthday 2nd June, 1985. Yay!
Benjamin “Ben” Prudence Bernanke - Ben is an interesting fellow. He was a science nerd back in the 1980s, and regularly visited the nearby arcade. Then, his twin brother Larry and his friends get the bright idea to break into that arcade. Ben is glad to see that his brother came back alive, but, unfortunately, none of his friends did. Larry eventually dies of a heart attack, and so he visits Larry's grave on the anniversary of his death. One of those days, he sees a guy named Spencer, and has one of those love-at-first-sight moments. Ben then goes up to Spencer and is all like “So……. What're you here for?” like it's jail, and Spencer just gives him a weird look and leaves, but Ben doesn't let that stop him! So, like any sensible stranger-turned-stalker would do, he follows Spencer home! (Note: I do not condone stalking, it’s just a character trope I like.) He also learns magic on the way, and becomes a certified magician in case he has to convince Spencer of how cool he is. After a good 6 months of harassing poor Spencer, Ben decides to take it a step further and kidnap him. He knows it's highly illegal, and quite risky, but Ben doesn't really care all that much. He goes through with it by buying all the stuff you’d need to pull this off and putting it all to use. Chloroform, a decade-old dishrag, and a knife to threaten someone with if things get out of hand. He then wakes Spencer with the unpleasant surprise of being tied to a chair in your stalker’s basement. Spencer is reasonably terrified and tries to get out of the ropes. Unfortunately for Spencer, but great for Ben, it doesn't work. He then threatens Spencer with that knife from earlier so he stays put. This works, and Ben decides to think about what to do with Spencer. Spencer doesn't realize Ben is in love with him, nor does he recognize him as the guy who flirted with him at that graveyard, and is under the assumption that Ben desperately wants him dead. Spencer is wrong, luckily, so no-one is dying. While Ben is pacing around thinking of stuff, Spencer kicks a basketball really fast into a bunch of boxes. It was unintentional, mostly out of frustration, but it pisses off Ben, who is not exactly happy to have to clean up that mess. While Ben is distracted with that, Spencer eventually manages to loosen the ropes a good amount, but not too loosely to the point where it's obvious. Ben is reasonably tired, so he goes to bed, leaving Spencer in the basement with a space-heater so he doesn't get cold or sick. Lucky for Spencer, he can escape now, so he does. Spencer then goes to the police and they arrest Ben and put him in jail. Ben is 43, making his birthday 11th March, 1960. Yay!!!
Cheryl “Cherrie” Poppyfield - Cherrie is Maurice’s daughter, and Lewis’ niece. She plays outside a lot with her friends Jamie, Terry, Francis, and Cindy. Eventually, a new kid named Diablo moves in next door, and Cherrie and her friends all become friends with him too. They all soon find out that Diablo is pretty damn weird, and he really likes lollipops for some reason. They stay friends with him despite this. In high school, Cherrie decides to learn the trumpet, so she does. Cherrie is 20, making her birthday 19th December, 1983. Yay!
Ortho - A mechanical kitty cat made for pure entertainment and advertisement at the same time. She is also the C.E.O. and current mascot of Codex inc. She and Cody know each other exist, but neither reach out because they're both busy with other things. She was created in the late 90s to bring back Codex inc. from bankruptcy, and it skyrocketed them into fame. Ortho originally got semi-famous from doing toothpaste advertisements, then she got a TV show, and got even more famous from there. She does wish that Cody could be on her show with her, but she never gets the time. Ortho also has a crush on an intern named Cathy Jones, the only problem is that Cathy has the hots for Terry, another one of Ortho’s employees. Ortho is then under the impression that Terry also wants Cathy, which is wrong, as Terry is married, but Ortho doesn't know that. She spends a decent chunk of her free time writing love letters to Cathy, then overthinking them and scrapping them. Ortho also likes to browse the internet, but she isn't the greatest at using it. Ortho is physically 4 years old, but she’s coded to act like she’s 33. Her mind remains 33 until her body catches up. Her birthday is 7th May, 1999. Yay!
Lemmy Folosyf - Lemmy is a lemon demon who hides in a mansion-like house with his “imaginary” friends. He has multiple, those being Fuzz, Saucer, Cobalt, Kit and Kat, and Argyle. (Note: I’ll get to them eventually, just wait!) Lemmy is quite skittish, as he has trauma from losing his parents. He is slightly paranoid that those demon-hunters that killed his parents are gonna come back and finish him off. Lemmy usually stays in his room, only coming out to find food and such. Eventually a group of four (Dante, Virgil, Meyer, and Verna) venture into the house Lemmy resides in, freaking him out and making him hide under a heap of blankets. Lemmy then realises that those aren't the hunters coming back, and are instead a new group of people, and decides to investigate. The four take pity on Lemmy, and decide to take him with them on their quest to Heaven. Lemmy's birthday is 12th February, 1293, making him 7 years old. He’d be 710 now. Yay!!
Argyle - He’s one of Lemmy’s imaginary friends. He has a couple prosthetics, his left eye is a googly eye, and his tail is replaced with a red ribbon. Argyle has bad eyesight and balance due to these. He’s fun and energetic, but prefers not to move around too much, as he doesn't want to run into anything on account of his poor vision. Argyle is ageless, he doesn't have a birthday. Yay!
Cindy Lee - An aspiring musician. When she was 10-11 years old, she learned the bass, then she decided to learn the guitar too. While Cindy was in college, she joined her childhood friend Terry’s band, but she left after an argument and went on to form her own independent band and label, Acrobat Unstable Records and Indie Cindy and the Lo-Fi Lullabies, respectively. A couple years later, she goes missing and is eventually found dead near a highway, but with no clear wounds. Cindy is then buried. Her friends, Cherrie and Francis, go around looking for her, and eventually find her grave. They then go to Cherrie’s uncle Lewis, and ask him if he can revive Cindy. He thinks it over for a bit, then agrees. Then they go and rob Cindy's grave and revive her. She gets successfully revived, but with some of her memories gone, including the one about her death. She unfortunately has to go into hiding, as to not get Lewis sent to jail for reviving people illegally, as you need a permit for that. Cindy is 22, making her birthday 27th August, 1981. Yay!!
Dee Pino Cean - Neptunian alien who lives in Earth's Atlantic ocean. She came to Earth to scout for a potential Neptunian colony. After finding that the planet already had life on it, she was given orders to abandon the mission and return to Neptune. Dee thought the planet was beautiful, so she asked if she could stay on Earth, and her superiors said yes, surprisingly. Eventually, she met her boygirlfriend Erin, and the two became friends, and after a while, they started dating. Dee looks after Erin while he is out on the sea, and Erin looks after Dee when she wants a place to stay on land. Dee is 19 years old, making her birthday January 7th, 1984. Yay!
Barry “Toasty” Fredericks - Toaster guy whose favourite holiday is Valentine's Day. It’s his favourite holiday because he gets another chance to try and ask his crush Cherrie out, too bad she’s lesbian. Unfortunately, Toasty doesn't know that Cherrie is a lesbian, nor does he know what lesbian means, so he doesn't really get the hint, but he means well. He’s honestly quite a dork, watching cartoons far past the acceptable age. Toasty works as a mechanic, he likes his job. Toasty is 20 years old, making his birthday 26th February, 1983. Yay!
Francis O’Lenn - (Fun fact: Francis’ name comes from the song she’s based on, which is Flamingo Legs by Lemon Demon!) Francis is a very odd thing, he enjoys wearing mismatched socks and being overall asymmetrical. They're very fun to be around, and, back in childhood, her best friend was Telly, because they both liked science fiction comics. Francis works at the local burger shop with his old friend Diablo, who they find “quite very irritating”, in her own words, which is rare, as Francis doesn't swear too often. Her mom, Leslie O’Lenn, is friends with Cherrie’s mom, and that's how those two became friends. Francis is 24, making his birthday 25th September, 1979. Yay!!
Rosie Johnson - Rosie is a human/mongoose shapeshifter that can freely change between human and mongoose form. She lives on a farm with her guardian Joe, more commonly known as Farmer Joe. The main job Rosie does on the farm is to be a mouser, as she’s pretty good at it, and she makes sure the mice don't come back. Although, one time she got bit by a rat, and she got pretty sick, so Joe had to take her to the vet to treat the rat bite. Rosie has also tried herding sheep, but she is too small. Rosie is 30, making her birthday 21st October, 1973. She was 19 when they first moved into the farm. Yay!
Verna Pyrani - She is a lemon demon who migrated from Hell to Earth with her brother Vio. Verna likes plants, as the only plants in Hell were deadly in some way. Eventually, a mold disease breaks out, and Verna loses her eyes before the mold is neutralised. Vio, on the other hand, had gone insane, so they had to put him out of his misery. Verna usually travels around with a stick acting as a cane, both to help her know her surroundings, and because it helps to walk during travelling. Verna is 16, making her birthday 17th January, 1284. Yay!!
Yarny - Yarny was Cherrie's imaginary friend before she grew out of having one. He still keeps an eye on her, just in case something goes awry. Yarny likes to read mystery books, he finds the plots intriguing. Yarny is ageless, so he has no birthday. Yay!
Ollie - Ollie is a scarecrow, he is made of straw and fabric. Ollie doesn't speak, as he has no mouth. Instead, he communicates with sign language and hand gestures. He wonders what life is like beyond keeping birds away from the crops. Ollie doesn't know what a birthday is, and he is ageless, so he has no birthday. Yay!
Spencer Craning - Spencer is your average simpleton. He wears sweater vests, likes the colour green slightly too much, enjoys vegetables, and has a mini library in his house. He also likes birdwatching, but not in that way, you sickos. He also has a stalker, that’s Ben, who fell in love with him at a graveyard of all places. Spencer doesn't share the same feelings towards Ben, and that leads to Ben kidnapping him. Luckily, Spencer is able to escape from Ben’s basement and report him to the police, letting Spencer chill out after being stalked for 6 months as Ben is thrown in jail. If any of my characters could have self-awareness, I think Spencer would be able to handle it the best. Spencer is 37, making his birthday 12th February, 1966. Yay!!
Bruce “Jaws” Norman - Jaws is a cool shark guy who likes to surf, until one day he got the taste for flesh. So, like any bloodthirsty shark would do, he went on a murder spree, killing practically everyone on the beach. This made the mayor of the island mad, because he can't have business if a shark is killing and scaring away his customers, so he places a bounty on Jaws’ head. People from all over flock to the island, wanting to kill Jaws for money, and they do. Unfortunately, they killed Jaws’ little brother, Jimmy. Jaws is now livid with the mayor, so he hunts the mayor down himself and kills him. Jaws then goes back to the ocean, hoping to grieve for his brother in peace. Unfortunately, two people (currently unnamed) are hunting him down in revenge for killing the mayor. They find Jaws and bait him by putting one of them in a cage and lowering it into the ocean. Jaws falls for the bait, and gets a harpoon straight through the stomach. Jaws’ last words were “Whoa, respect.” and then he died. Also yes, I know that this is just the first Jaws movie, that's on purpose. Jaws was 26 when he died on 20th June, 1975, making his birthday 17th October, 1949.
Cobalt - I’ve mentioned him before, in Lemmy’s entry. After Lemmy gets adopted by the Dantegang Cobalt just goes off and does their own thing like Fuzz did. They ended up in an antique shop with Saucer, due to the fact that they are both porcelain cats. Cobalt is ageless, so he doesn't have a birthday.
Simon Crayson - There's not too much lore for Simon, but he was pretty fun to design and I like his face. He is a retired art teacher, and he’s 32, making his birthday 1st June, 1971.
Kat Sifyana - Kat is Dante’s stalker. His nickname is Katti. Kat has known who Dante was for a good 5 years before they officially met. (A.K.A. When he started stalking poor Dante.) Dante is, understandably, absolutely terrified of Kat and hates him. Kat is aware of this but does not really care all that much. I don't really like Kat’s character, but he’s quite fun to draw. Kat is 21, making his birthday 12th August, 1279. He would be 724 now.
William “Willie” Willson - Willie works at the same burger shop as Francis and Diablo. He’s on good terms with both, even though Francis detests Diablo. Willie likes cowboys, and sometimes wears a cowboy hat with a big star in the middle. He likes that hat. Willie is 23, making his birthday 29th January, 1980.
Vio Pyrani - You already know all of Vio’s lore through his sister, Verna’s entry, so I’ll tell you how mold disease works for lemon demons. It’s caught by being near mold spores or being near a host of the disease. There are 4 stages, but only the first two are able to be reversed. Stage one is drowsiness, occasional headaches, and irritability. Stage two is unpredictable sleeping, painful headaches, intense mood swings, and sometimes vomit as the body tries to get rid of the mold. Stage three is sudden lucidity, joyfulness, and the skin starts to discolor. Stage four is mold showing on the skin, rot, inability to feel pain and negative emotions, and a strong need to find other people and attempt to infect them. It’s an awful disease, as it essentially lobotomizes the host. Poor Vio. He was 17 when he died, making his birthday 12th November, 1283. Vio would be 720 now.
Doctor Worm - He’s not really connected to the rest of the lore, but he’s in the same universe as everyone else. Nobody knows Dr. Worm’s first name, except Dr. Worm, so they just refer to him as what's on his nametag. Dr. Worm runs a small pharmacy-doctor’s office, but he has to move towns occasionally because people eventually find out that he is not a licensed doctor. He is 33, making his birthday 20th August, 1970.
Dante Coranna - Finally, the one guy that I keep mentioning in the lore because he’s a pretty important character! Dante has an older brother named Marco who teases him a lot, Dante finds him annoying. Dante also has a girlfriend named Beatrice, who is an angel. They don't see each other too often, so that’s why Dante wants to get to heaven to see her. The reason why he has no wings is, shortly before he went on his quest to heaven, he was lost in a desert during a sandstorm. Dante spots a village in the desert and decides to stay there. This was an awful decision, as the villagers were very religious, and they didn't want a beast from hell in their town. So they did what any religious group of people in the late 1200’s would do when there was a demon in town, and they knocked Dante out and tied him on a crucifix. Then they dragged Dante and the crucifix into a ditch and lit it on fire, leaving him to burn. Luckily, Dante freed himself before any further injury could occur. Unluckily, his wings were so badly burned, that they had to be amputated. Dante is 25, making his birthday 15th March, 1275. He would be 728 now.
Meyer Feryo - There's not a lot of lore for Meyer, but he and Verna have an on-and-off romantic relationship sorta. Meyer’s the easiest to scare in the Dantegang, yet he brags about being really brave. He died by getting impaled. Meyer was 16 when he died, making his birthday 28th August, 1284. He would be 719 now.
Marco Coranna - Again, not much lore for Marco, either. All I really have for him is that he bullied Dante a lot when they were younger. Yay. Marco was born 19th December, 1271. He would be 732 now.
Cathy Jones - Cathy is an actor who plays the character Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel, usually just called Princess for short. She likes acting, but isn't super great with kids, despite playing the main character in a kids show. P.U.B.K.A. is a very popular show, having worldwide success. She has a crush on Terry, but doesn't really know how to tell him, so she keeps trying to be near him in an attempt to strike up a conversation and get to know him better. This doesn't work, as Terry has the inference level of a brick and he is married. Cathy does not realise that her boss, Ortho, has a crush on her, since she is too wrapped up trying to pursue Terry. Big drama in the office, wow. She is 27, making her birthday 6th June, 1976.
Plutus - Plutus is a demon who oversees the 4th circle of hell, greed. He finds his job very boring, but he can't get out of it until life eventually collapses and all souls are let loose to restart the cycle. Plutus is not evil, despite being in hell. He was given a job, and so he does it, mainly because he doesn't feel like getting the consequences of not doing his job. All he does is supervise the dead people in the 4th circle and make sure they don't try escaping or anything. Plutus is quite immature and arrogant, as he is physically and mentally 23, despite being ageless and immortal. If Fortnite existed in hell and he knew what it was, he’d be unironically playing the game and getting way too invested in it. Plutus is immortal, so he has no birthday.
Beatrice Hyllenca - An angel who is able to see into every possibility. As you know, Beatrice’s boyfriend is Dante. I don't really want to call them boyfriend and girlfriend, as those weren't really concepts in 1300, but for lack of a better word, I will. When Dante got the idea to take a journey to heaven to visit her, Beatrice tried to talk him out of it, because he’d have to achieve redemption by going through hell and seeing what sin truly is, then going through purgatory’s trials, before even seeing a glimpse of heaven. Dante was set on his choice, though, and so he went through with it. Unfortunately, since Beatrice is able to see into every possible situation, she has to witness Dante dying in many brutal ways, hence why she tried to change his mind. Lucky for both of them, in this universe, Dante survives his journey, and for his efforts, he gets angel status and therefore is able to exist in heaven without imploding. This also gives Dante immortality, like Beatrice, so they can live eternally together. Yay. She is ageless, but physically in her mid 20s, like Dante. Beatrice has no birthday.
Garry Capgras - He was created very recently, so I have basically zero lore for him. He does have Capgras delusion, though. He is also made of grass, but he is old, so it is yellow. He wears a hat, also known as a cap. Garry is 47 years old, making his birthday 20th July, 1956.
Diablo Damon - A demon pretending to be a cat. His parents are from hell, but he was born on earth. The law that barred demons from being on earth has been gone for a while before Diablo’s birth, but he and his parents still pretend to be cats, as it’s become second nature to them. Diablo works at a burger shop in his hometown, his coworkers are Francis O’Lenn and Willy Willson. He gets along great with Willy, and he likes to think he gets along with Francis, but he really doesn't. Back when Diablo was in college, he kept trying to join a band that his old friends, Terry, Francis, and Cindy, were in. He only gets in because Cindy quit, and the remaining members agreed that you need at least three people to be a band, as two is a duo, and one is a one-man band. I like to think that he is distantly related to Dante. Diablo is 18, making his birthday 21st September, 1985.